Someone pulled the emergency brakes on the L train in front of mine this morning. To pass the 25 minutes in the tunnel, the young man seated next to me looked at pornography he had saved to his phone.
2/$1.00 liters of Bogopa seltzer at Food Bazaar!
Ok I just searched “East Williamsburg” over here on Tumblr and one of the first things that came up was a photo of this total dickhead I went to college with (but he’s really hot).
East Williamsburg is my favorite place-designation ever because it can literally be anywhere.
I’m a free spirit, too.
"Have you ever heard of ‘Skrillex’?"
"I’m a dj."